Have Your Self A Very Rummy ChristmasBy Emelius at 10:30 AM
Maureen Dowd takes a holiday twist with her weekly column in the NYTimes.
The 12 Days of Rummying
On the first day of Christmas,
my Rummy sent to me
a Saddam pigeon in a palm tree.
Not knowing Osama's address,
Rummy hastened to 'Potamia - and a mess,
exhorting his pal Cheney,
"Let's bomb Baghdad again, golly gee!