Are You PEAD?

Are you having a difficult time sleeping? Anxious? Find yourself yelling at people to shut up every time you see that map of the red and blue states come on the news with the latest tracking polls and EV's? You may be suffering from PEAD. Pre-Election Anxiety Disorder. This is caused from the stress of political election overload. Hammered with ads every few minutes, polls that flip every other day, pundits calling it for both candidates are causing a mass case of mental instability across this country that is affecting the health of millions. So if you will excuse me, I need to sweep up the finger nail bits that have collected around my chair from biting them, take my ulcer medication, and set up another TV so I can watch all 3 CSpans at one time.