President Homer

      President Bush had been putting off his physical for months now, prompting some to even think that he may have been trying to cover something up. As it was though, a team of 10 doctors gave the overweight president a clean bill of health and said he was "in the top fifth percentile for a man his age". One thing to note though was that Bush was found to be overweight for a man of his size. When asked why he was overweight bush replied;

"I've obviously have gone through a campaign where I probably ate too many doughnuts, if you get my drift" he said. "My New Year's resolution has become apparent by getting on the scales."

Get my drift? Is that code for quenching one's appetite on the fears and death of others or is there a Krispy Kreme next to the Oval? Isn't gluttony a sin?