Felonious Pie Assault

     Ann Coulter is a lot of things, but wash and wear apparently is not one of them. At a recent speaking event, Ann Coulter was greated outside by two pie throwers who managed to nail her in the shoulder with a cream pie. Later they were arrested for:

criminal damage, a felony, and misdemeanor counts of disorderly conduct and assault. The felony charge resulted from damage to a backdrop that school officials estimated at $3000.

CORRECTION: Ann Coulter was actually assaulted by the felonious pies while on stage. While she was at the podium the attackers streaked across the stage hurling their harmful pies at Coulter as she frantically tried to get out of the way.