Bush Hates Old People

      Well it seems official now. Bush hates old people. I want you to take a moment and think about your mother. Your sweet beautiful mother who feed you when you were sick. She was there for your first break up. You wonderful mother who kept your father happy and made your house a home. Bush hates her. Yup, Bush hates old people and that includes your mother.

      This week AARP will be holding a convention in Las Vegas and both candidates were invited to attend. It is expected that attendance will be over 25,000 old registered voters with canes. In the President’s absence to say that he hates old people and that they give him the willies, will be Laura Bush, the first lady. George Bush’s actions are bizarre after he revamped Medicare this year and one would think that he would want to relish in his victory. Hmph.

      On the other hand, it looks like Kerry loves old people and has made arrangements to speak on Thursday night. Rumor has it that his wife may attend also. So if I have my snub math correct:

           1 candidate and a candidate wife = 1 first lady
           (*Note: This only applies to old people. Race is not a factor (we think))

       It seems like this administration just seems to have a problem with reaching out to the people. So why would you send a message that you hate old people Mr. President?