Fellow Conservative Patriots - Let Me Borrow Your DaughterBy Marion Delgado at 9:52 PM
I need to go shake up a Democrap rally soon. I plan to yell some nasty things and get a big sign into the cameras.
Problem being, they're confrontational now. So I NEED a little girl, preferably 2-4 years old, who can ride on my shoulders, pretend to be my daughter, and possibly hold a sign that says BURY KERRY!
She has to be trainable to not blow the photo op. It's fine if she cries (that's what I want), but she can't blurt out stuff like "that's not Daddy" or whatever. Leave your email and I'll contact you. I need this by this coming weekend. Fairy Kerry is gonna be at some rally in this city then.
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This is the guy who gave me the idea
Footnote: I also could use someone with a Kerry/Edwards shirt to come "help out with incidents." Same drill, email me.