Bush Meets With NAACP

      In a stunning surprise, Bush met today with the NAACP. The NAACP had written a letter to Bush congratulating him on his re-election and requesting a meeting to discuss issues that they think are creating problems for the black population of this country. Sitting in on this meeting was none other than man of the people Karl Rove. I guess Cheneybot was out for repairs. At the end of the day though, the White House had no substantive comment on the meeting.

"I should point out that this does not constitute an official meeting with the NAACP," said Mfume, whose resignation as president and CEO of the NAACP is effective December 31. "I do hope, however, that it begins the process for future dialogue with the NAACP."