Bush Denounces Christmas
By Emelius at 1:55 PM
Bush today, in breaking ranks with some republicans and FOX "News", levied a severe blow to Jesus Christ and his cause to find his way into every American house this month. In a press conference earlier today, Bush wished not a Merry Christmas, but rather Happy Holidays.
PRESIDENT BUSH: Thank you. Please be seated. Good morning and happy holidays to you all. I thought I'd come and answer some of your questions....
(And in closing)
All right, happy holidays.
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