Table Talk | O'Reilly = chump: Lowering the tone

Table Talk | O'Reilly = chump: "This more or less popped into my head on my way to work, so I must be meant to share it. Any disbelievers who say that God did not want me to share it are clearly valueless nihilists and part of the War on Easter.

My name's Sergeant O'Reilly
And I've fought in many fights
Had frigid GAY producers
And Al Franken in my sights
I won the nightly ratings wars
By yelling very loud
And down in Buenos Aires
There I fought the shopping crowds
No, Susannah
I cannot go to mass
For I come from the Westbury part of Levittown
With a d___o up my a__."